I fell off the wagon.

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Not that wagon, and it wasn’t a wagon, it was a flight of stairs which I fell down, and not off.

I learned a few lessons.

1. Gravity prevails, despite the amount of wine ingested.

2. Running down a flight of stairs whilst inebriated in four in heels and a long skirt, carrying a 35 lb dog is a great way to break your neck.

3. Chain smoking while drunk will make your hangover ten times worse the next morning.

However, I was lucky my phone was out of minutes, so are all of my contacts in said cell phone. No one likes to talk to me at three am when I’m drunk, you people fucking suck!

Posted by Angry Ballerina Filed in Drunkeness, Lessons Learned, random dumb shit that I pull

9 Responses to “I fell off the wagon.”

  1. supergirlest Says:
    Saturday, April 7, 2007 at

    ouch!!!!!!! ahhhh, the memories, minus the 35 pound dog. are you relatively unscathed?

  2. Malnurtured Snay Says:
    Saturday, April 7, 2007 at

    I can’t imagine falling down stairs helps with the hangover situation either, though.

  3. Malnurtured Snay Says:
    Sunday, April 8, 2007 at

    Happy Giant Bunny Rabbit Day!

  4. Nancy aka BSB Says:
    Sunday, April 8, 2007 at

    Ok so what is this about getting rid of the Raj?????

  5. niCk (Mem Beth) Says:
    Monday, April 9, 2007 at

    OUCH!

    It’s 3 AM, why don’t fucking drunks call me?

  6. Nancy aka BSB Says:
    Monday, April 9, 2007 at

    Hey I could have called you.. I wasn’t drunk though ..maybe not as fun, eh?

  7. angry ballerina Says:
    Monday, April 9, 2007 at

    mal- I’m jewish.

    Nick- no drunks call you bc your drunk all the time too. the point of a drunk dial is to talk to someone SOBER. not another drunk. if a drunk wanted to talk to a drunk then said drunk would in turn converse with another drunk at a withstanding location. Savvy?

    nancy- i’ll drunken e mail you, sound good?

  8. niCk (Mem Beth) Says:
    Monday, April 9, 2007 at

    Actually, at 3 AM, I was running. It is hard to run when you’re drunk. I don’t start drinking until I finish the run, and most people are asleeep and won’t wake up no matter I much I shove them or poke them they just lay there like they are trying to ignore me. but hey, that’s okay, I’m all hyper and want to party, and they just are sleep acting, i’ll just go over and blog about because I can find constructive things to do with hyperness, I don’t waste it trying to pretend I’m asleep like some people.

    Don’t blog sober.

  9. nancy aka bsb Says:
    Tuesday, April 10, 2007 at

    I better get drunk so I can get what you people are saying..

    sounds good hon, email me!

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