Daily Dose of Bloat.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Yes, I’m kinda obsessed with this chick. My boyfriend thinks shes an unhealthy role model. I think my boyfriend is a little close minded. (I love her abs) 
I’ve recently decided I’m invincible.And my grammar sucks.
Yes, I’m kinda obsessed with this chick. My boyfriend thinks shes an unhealthy role model. I think my boyfriend is a little close minded. (I love her abs)
Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at
Sigh….
Her abs look like shit. Her stomach is distended from having it’s lining deteriorated from being soaked in nothing but vodka.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at
Where do you keep finding these pictures of me from my youth. Thief!
Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at
Ick.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at
ick. worst one yet.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at
that girl needs some fucking ice cream
Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at
She looks like she’s starving herself.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at
I guess that she could be called attractive, in a starved mutant zombie sort of way.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at
Abs? What abs? That flesh would be hanging if not for her bloated liver pushing out her protuberant stomach.
Skin ‘n bones is unattractive. BLECH!
Wednesday, May 14, 2008 at
Talk to me ten years ago. I would have had the misfortune of pursuing her.
Knowing the type fairly well, I can safely wager she would have held me at bay, patting me on the head the whole time, and told me to look elsewhere. I would have gotten pity, distance, but nothing other than that.
In other news,
Topanga Dick is NOT a social disease.
Thursday, May 15, 2008 at
Eh. She ain’t no Role Model, for sure, but grrl’s got pipes, may yet survive her own self-caricaturing. It’d be nice, but I’ve no investment -’cept for the general - either way.
Thing is, her features aren’t “pretty” even when cleaned up. I bet that bugs her, but who be knowin’ that but her… She’s still beautiful artistically.
Whatevs.